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2. Blonker
A guy or girl shits in their hand and gives a handjob.
Ayo laquesha, gimme a blonker real quick.
1. Blonker
The act of defecating into a person's hand and then receiving a hand job from that person while the feces is in that hand. A male can even give himself a blonker by defecating into his own hand and then masturbating with said hand.
Bro, that girl's a keeper. Not only did she let me grab her tits last night, she gave me a blonker too!
3. blonker
Getting a blowjob while taking a shit.
Dude, I got a blonker yesterday.
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