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like a blow job, only the performer is drunk and/or stupid and gives head to the gear shift in a car or truck.
Chet - Man, Betty was so plastered last night she leaned over and slobbed on my truck's gear shift all the way home!

Roy - What a blond job! Did you horse collar her?

Chet - Naw, I just let her think it was me, I got with Debbie out at the barn.
by harry day October 25, 2009
 
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A blondjob occurs when a girl is going to give you a blowjob, but starts literally blowing on your penis.
I told Krystle to give me a blowjob, but instead I got a blondjob. I then had Jenny show her how it's done.
by Kenny Decius October 23, 2004