A hair color. Any shade of gold, in fact. Some blondes even have brown hair...Or at least they're brunettes that have been considered blondes. Me? I'm a natural blonde, and seldom have I ever came across a "blond" insult/joke directed at me. However, I've had several encounters with those worthless STEREOPTYPES, hanging around the halls, squealing over NOTHING (gaah...Loud noises...Eek!)and talking over mindless FOOL matters. Worthless conformists! Thanks to YOU, all lame, pathetic jokes are directed towards US! And you're not even BLONDE, you walking wads of chemicals! But you are here to serve a purpose...TO MAKE ME FEEL SUPERIOR!!!
Which I am, thank you! *Beaming grin*
Seeing how the vast majority of the world has black hair, I'd say it's the black-haired people who are stupider on average.
by Amber Almighty December 29, 2004
1. A hair color
2. A term often associated with those who do not have a high enough intelligence to be considered a brunette.
3. A word that smart people use in attempt at ridiculing someone with prettier hair than them, hoping it will make said blonde feel dumb.
4. A word used as a synonym to slut
1. The girl has blonde hair
2. -Animals are people too you know. -Dude, you are SO blonde!
3. -I'm prettier than you! -So? You're blonde!
4. As rare as a blonde virgin
by TheDoctorsCompanion November 22, 2010
often stereotyped as stupid or sexy...but the word comes from the colour of someone's hair colour
Oi! check out that blonde las! *licks lips*
by coops4life August 24, 2007
A hair color....an excuse for being dumb...When it is really the smarter version of human...They're are the kind of people in this world the orginal blonde, The haters, and the wanna-be blondes....Everyone Dyes there hair to be blonde or they say mean stuff about them becasue they are JEALOUS...Most Blonde are sexy,hott cute, and every guys wants them blonde hair blue eyed girls
Megan is a Hot blonde chick every guy wants.
by Megarooz November 25, 2005
A Blonde is a person who creates urban dictionary definitions about how despite the misconceptions, Blondes really aren't dumb and ditzy
*Me reading urbandictionary definition of "blonde"*

"Blondes are NOT dumb, blondes can be just as smart and intelligent as brunettes. It can be hurtful to blondes when people assume they are dumb, blonde is a hair color, not a personality trait. Blondes are people too, they have feelings too and get offended when people assume they are dumb."

Me: This definition was definitely written by a Blonde.
Friend: Absolutely, total Blonde move
by YourMotherTribeck May 29, 2013
a hair color that is way overrated, and kinda freaky looking.
Person A: My hot friend is coming to hang out with us tonight.

Person B: Awesome! What does she look like.

Person A: Well she's blonde...

Person B: Gross.
by effme April 14, 2009
a hair color. really that's it. not quite dumb but generally called a ditz. but not all blondes are. it's just a steriotype that people need to get over.
a girl that has RED hair runs across the street when she is not sapposed to and narrowly escapes getting nailed by a car.

my mother: she must dye her hair.
(saying she must naturally be a blonde)
by shawty royal June 18, 2008
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