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A group of blonde women riding in a black SUV together. The age group is 25 to 45 and they are often real estate agents. They use their blonde hair and upscale fashions to intimidate other agents who get in their way. They will happily strike a Charlie's Angel pose if you ask them nicely.
One real estate agent to another. "Oh, oh, get ready, here comes the Blonde Mafia".
by Miwok May 24, 2006
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Do you like my new tank top? It's from Blonde Mafia.
by girlnextdoor3 November 08, 2006
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Four girls who commonly refer themselves as the Blonde Mafia or "BM" for short. They drive in a gold Lexus RX300 and blast their favorite songs with the wicked stereo. They are blonde, fearless, intimdating but loved. They create natural wind while walking. They use words like "busted", "abso", "de frickin licious", "blah blah blah", and "whatev" to emphasise their speech.
There goes the Blonde Mafia/BM in the Mafia Mobile, I wonder what trouble/party they are going to get into next.
by Blonde Mafia June 17, 2006
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3 blonde girls. If you are enemies with them, prepare yourself for their wrath.
And to all the people posting other definitions: who ARE you? I mean, seriously, do we even know you??!

Oh, and we don't get in over our heads. We get revenge and that's it.
The Blonde Mafia is a cool group with rad friends.
by Julsies January 06, 2005
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Three blonde 16-year-old girls.
Formed in approximately 2001, over the summer, at Camp Hemlock Overlook.
Best friends, forever, who always back each other up.
" Those girls must be in the blonde mafia, we better seperate them."
by Julz/Emi January 09, 2005
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A group of three girls who like to get in over their head.
I'm not scared. I don't need 3 people backing me up.
by IcyHaku December 02, 2004
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A group of blondes that date rich white guys that think They are better they are defintley wansters.
The brunette know as Lori kicked the blonde mafia's ass.
by Lori( Catleania) April 18, 2007
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