Being tied down and forced to watch a video clip by a rockstar celebrity with tight abs long hair and no brains more than once or twice.
In large doses blondage is known to cause brain damage bad perms and tight skirts in females.
He was subjected to blondage when he went to her parents house. There was nothing else to watch.
used as a pronoun for an attractive female with blonde
hair. usually used if the female's name is unknown.
Dan: hey Darco, who was that girl that asked you out on Friday?
Darco: some blondage, I think she said her name was Paulina, Christina, or something like that...
when a man dates or chases only blonde women
a combo of blonde and bondage
thank god i divorced her, i was tired of being in blondage