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3.
A male human with not enormous, but pudgy cheeks.
What's up, Blobbit Boy? Ya"ll got cheeks like a blue whal!
by BlobbitBoy October 24, 2010
 
1.
A black hobbit
The blobbit found a village in the shire, free of racial discrimination. He/she was content.
by Don cheadle May 15, 2012
 
2.
When you don't want to use a bad word, because you're in front of your parents, or you just don't feel like saying a bad word. Relative to "Fuck it"
Bob: "Oh, blobbit, my phone just died"

Mom: "It's a shame. I really wanted to record my sextape"
by picklessssssss March 17, 2013