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The act of farting cocaine onto someone's face.
Let's get a hooker and have her blast a blizzard on us.
by therealflamer April 13, 2017
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n. A game company which creates the most addictive award-winning games.

Has created Starcraft and Warcraft universes, and the ever-popular Diablo game.
Hey, look, that game was made by Blizzard.
by Wasted-Blodmage August 25, 2003
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An individual who attempts to or has sexual relations with a snowman.
Dude, my next door neighbor ruined my kids snowman, that blizzard banged the hell out of it.
by ugetit? August 27, 2016
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A company that shatters the hopes and dreams of people around the world by feeding them false patch update news for World of Warcraft and getting them excited for nothing.
"Did you hear about Druid healers being buffed next patch? I can't wait!"

"Nah man, it's Blizzard, do you really think they'd stick with it?"
by HellsingDMC November 01, 2014
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Despite the fact that they're not a mining company, they're always hitting gold.
Dude. You played WoW? Blizzard really struck gold with that.
by DTraj December 16, 2007
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This is the first, the original of ice cream desserts. Long before Sonic's Blasts or McDonald's McFlurries, there was the great. The Blizzard is still the best, don't be fooled by the cheap imitations!
by k_s August 08, 2006
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One of the actual best customer service providers for MMO games. No matter how much you complain about them screwing you over, they help a lot more compared to other games.
Ungratefull Blizzard customer: Hey Blizzard! A glitch made me loose an item!

3 days later

Blizzard GM: Hello, <insert name here> I understand you have lost a precious item, let me restore it to you.

Ungratefull Blizzard customer: Hey Blizzard! This game is stupid, I want my money back!

Blizzard employee: We are sorry that you are unsatisfied with our product and shall give you a full refund. (They did)

Neopet customer: Hey Neopets team! !hen are you gana fix the fairy abilities?

Neopets team: We will fix it soon

(10 years later, not fixed...)

Neopets customer: Theres a bug in this webpage

Neopets team: (no response)

Nexon customer: Help Nexon my acount got hacked!

8 months later

Nexon employee: *click banned!

Nexon customer: Hey I just saw some guy cheating with god mode

Nexon employee: *click banned! (not the god mode guy)

Nexon customer: I just wanted to say this game is awesome!

Nexon employee: *click banned!

Nexon customer: WTF?

Blizzard customer after Neopets and Nexon: Hey Blizzard, I fell of the map and am in endless fall.

7 hours later

Blizzard GM: Oh hello warcraft player, let me unstuck you, *unstucks would you also like to see the not yet released mount hyjal area? (Some GMs really do this for a short time if you ask)

Gratefull Blizzard customer: Wow I just realized this service doesn't suck compared to other games!
by Now Gratefull Blizzard custome December 13, 2010
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