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A person (male or female) who has the power to fuck anyone they want at any given time.
Klaus '' dude that girl is top totty ''
Wallace'' yeah a total blitzer, i'd slam it ''
by FishMonster July 07, 2011
Something which has a bad effect on a person or thing.
That fight we had last night was a proper blitzer!
by benits February 06, 2006
another name for a blunt
yo i cant wait to get home and smoke me a nice blitzer
by Guiseppe10 June 20, 2010