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5.
(verb) To get punched in the side, and pushed of the table.
Jerod was blitched by Hansen
by Ninjombie October 30, 2013
 
1.
1.(n)a sleazy,sex crazed,rock junkie who has no tolorance for "gay-ass art rock",
and little consideration for the feelings of "gay-ass art rockers".

2. (v) to do anything; sexual, rude, loud, violent, or nasty in a manner identical to that of a Blitch
1) (n) I saw Blitch last nite at Cups slaggin on a Wilco fan.

2) (v) The Wilco fan got his ass totaly blitch-slaped.
by fan May 19, 2004
 
2.
A portmanteau of blog and glitch. Coined by Dennis of LA Times Crossword Corner blog.
Blogger's recent spam filter system caused many comments with embedded links to be automatically sent to Spam area which requires moderation. Serious blitch.
by Morning Sunshine September 15, 2010
 
3.
a black bitch
Blitch, you smell like fried chicken...damn
by foppymcfopfop February 16, 2011
 
4.
An uninhabited building in a state of disrepair that you wouldn't want to pitch a tent anywhere near, or go anywhere near at night. The word comes from a shortening of the film title 'Blair Witch' because of the building featured in that film. Such a building looks particularly creepy and scary in the dark and on your own.
I'm not sleeping here. There's a blitch in that field.

Don't go in the blitch.

I just heard a noise over near that blitch.
by chets July 06, 2012
 
6.
A level higher than bitch.
Your such a fuckin blitch for taking my m&m's
by G Dizzle G Dog November 15, 2010
 
7.
a female software cracker
a complaint blog
a less offensive alternative to saying "bitch"
a book by soda biers
I am the real blitch.
I like to blitch about posers.
Blitch is my book and Urban Tarot is my tarot, my writing alias is Soda.
I just wanted to blitch about something.
by soda biers December 02, 2010