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Extreme sadness at some joyous ocurrence
I won the blitchin lottery
by Anonymous February 15, 2002
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1. an abbreviation for blond bitches

2. word to describe stupid blond women who blog about retarded things

3. referring to any one stupid and a bitch; including politicians

4. dumb bitches not exclusive to women or excluding men
Those blitch's need to stop making retarded youtube video in their panties and then complain about all the sexist comments that get posted. TITS OR GTFO BLITCH'S!
by Darkseig November 09, 2010
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a female software cracker
a complaint blog
a less offensive alternative to saying "bitch"
a book by soda biers
I am the real blitch.
I like to blitch about posers.
Blitch is my book and Urban Tarot is my tarot, my writing alias is Soda.
I just wanted to blitch about something.
by B_L_I_T_C_H SODA BIERS REALLY December 02, 2010
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a nicer rendition of BITCH. Instead of saying the more offensice word, just say blitch.
Girl 1- So are you going to see Derick night after he cheated on you?
Girl 2-Blitch please!
by Ana December 07, 2003
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A blonde bitch. A platinum blonde bitch who thinks shes the shit.
I hate nasty blitches, who think their the shit.
by Wazhma March 30, 2008
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A recurrent and/or annoying glitch in a video game
I can't get past this fuckin' blitch!

This is one blitchy-ass glitch.
by Jones River Fran April 15, 2008
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by Anonymous February 15, 2002
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