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The act in which a male shaves his pubic hair before his lady friend arrives. He then proceeds to receive felatio and at the point of orgasm, he ejaculates into the female's face, hits her in the eye with his penis, and then covers the lower portion of her face in pubic hair.
Dude, I just shaved my pubes and when smead gets over here, i'm gonna give her a Blinkin Lincoln that she'll never forget.
by candle weiners December 16, 2008
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