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The temporary loss of eye sight that occurs when staring directly at a person who is wearing significantly shiny and/or colorful accessories.
Dang Gina, you makin' me BLING BLIND with all that razzle-dazzle jewelry you be wearin'. Work it, Girlfriend!
by Sanders like the Colonel June 05, 2009
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The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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