When you're getting on a girl who is completely naked, you spunk in her eye, take her clothes, and run out of the room.
I gave emily a blind wardrobe.
by Gavin Welker February 16, 2003
when getting a blowjob a guy punches a girl in the face and jizzes in her eyes. then he takes her clothes and throwes them out the window.
i heard chip gave derek a blind wardrobe.
by paul February 16, 2003