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when a man places one testicle on each eyeball and his penis in her mouth, this is difficult to do unless the man has a rather large sac and the girl has a low self-esteem.
Dude! I totally gave my ex a Blind Man Choker last night! She totally deserved it!
by Chubert October 24, 2010

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