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Sphincter, poop shoot exit, rusty sherriffs badge,barking spider
kiss my blimper
by ALI November 19, 2003
 
1.
Someone who has sex with fat chicks. A hogger or fat bagger. A person who finds a plumper to be attractive.
Look at him macking on that chunker. He's such a blimper.
by PMax March 15, 2008