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The tiny, wayword piece of lettuce that finds it's way into a bean burrito from Taco Bell, thus ruining an already difficult situation.
"How's your food, yo?"

"It was fine until I got a bite with blettuce!"

"Oh, that's turrible!"
by Dr. Strangefinger June 11, 2013
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