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A very patronising way of sympathising with someone. Often said with good intentions, but failing miserably to make the other person feel any better about whatever is troubling them.
<random person> "Shit, I can't feel my arm, fucking rugby!"
<St.Arzy> "Awww blessums."
by St.Arzy December 14, 2005
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