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1. Failing so hard that it's as if God himself made it impossible for you to win today.

2.Describes someone or something that was practically born/made to suck, or has had a high concentration of fail in a limited amount of time.
Person 1: *snaps pencil in half.....again*

Person 2: "Dude, your practically Blessed With Suck today, whats wrong with you?"

Person 1: "Today's just not my day. I'm going home."
by Ironicsalmon June 08, 2011
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