Kick ass Death Metal band formed in 1983 in Tampa, FL. Known as one of the pioneers of the genre and one of the best bands ever. Creator of the albums "Altars Of Madness", " Blessed Are The Sick" and " Covenant", the best Death Metal albums fuckin ever.

Members:

Trey Azagthoth - Guitar
Pete "Commando" Sandoval - Drums
David Vincent - Vocals, Bass

A life-sucking, soul-killing disease. You feel sick enough to cancel dinner with your friends, but not sick enough to miss work. Symptoms are similar to the flu: fatigue, body aches, fevers (they come and go) and major brain fog. The symptoms can flair up without warning, which makes planning ahead impossible. No known cures. Pain medication can help, so can yoga, swimming and meditation.

There are several theories as to fibromyalgia's cause, including pollution, aspertame, sick buildings and more. There are several snake-oil "cures" out there; it pays to be cautious.

A city with beautiful beaches, beautiful weather, and endless taco stands. God truly blessed this corner of the US. The people however have ruined a once great place. Despite having beautiful weather and beaches it has very Asexual overtones due to its extremely conservative nature and dispropotionate number of males to females. The male to female ratio currently hovers at about 7 to 1.

Much of this is due to two Superbowls being played in Man Diego (1998 and 2003) and every jerkoff in the Midwest in search of good weather packing up and moving here. The stupid movie "Anchorman" also played a role in the high number of fools who now call Man Diego home.

With the real estate crash, it is hoped that many Men will now move out of Man Diego and return the male to female ratio back to something more reasonable.

The ratio is Man Diego is also the cause of unattractive girls in Man Diego being harder to pick up on than Models in NYC.

It is also extremely hard to find attractive girls over the age of 26 in Man Diego. Attractive older girls get sick of so many guys hitting on them in Man Diego that they prefer the more hellish lifestyles of LA and Orange County to Man Diego.

Mike talk first made it's appearance in 2001 and was created by Michael Bryant. Mike talk uses the English language, but in reverse. Many words and phrases used by today's teen and post teen generation are simply reversed, but without reversed meaning.

Mike talk also uses single letters to represent their (sometimes) corresponding words. See the examples below for a better understanding of how it works. The whole reason for Mike talk is to simplify the pronunciation of the English language. Mike Bryant sums up the whole reason for Mike talk in one simple sentence:

"Mike talk was created to be easier than strictly English. You see all these people talking normal, and it's just G."

Another reason for mike talk is to make people think about what you just said. It's more fun to mix your sentences up and can also be very humorous. Mike talk is also used as a language among Michael Bryant's friends in order to speak in a sort of code. Not too many people understand some of the deeper areas of Mike talk, thus giving Mike's friends a cover over what they are REALLY talking about, such as inappropriate things in public.

Enlightened former-hippies (or hippies in disguise) who love all the beauty in the world and love themselves for also being so beautiful, not to mention supercool--definitely cooler than you are. They only eat local organic food unless it has blessed by Michael Kang or somebody of similar stature amongst the Burning Man community. With the obvious exception of boogeying down to hot tracks, Yoga is typically their only physical activity. Sometimes a few hours a week with a hula hoop is not uncommon because they picked up the habit awhile back and just love the rhythm. Their typical garb may include a leather chest guard and/or doe antlers strapped to their face. An amazing personality is a must and a substantial bank account to pay for their wardrobe and keen affinity towards the ingestion of extracurricular substances is typically standard. They used to like lame jam bands when they were younger, stupider and more innocent, but now that they have been enlightened, music of choice has to have a sick dance beat because what's better than a sweaty old dance party. Except now you don't have to worry about getting whipped in the face by wookie dreadlocks and there are actually attractive people of the opposite sex around, so of course if you're beautiful, you only want to be around other beautiful people.

There are two objects that are essential in every narnian's toolkit:

1) A crystal which they use as their sole advisor about what their life pursuit should ...

Enema
From Pauliepedia, the true free encyclopedia:-)!!!!!

Wikipedia is lame and kept rejecting my minor edits and corrections to the article on their page. An enema article from a enema enthusiasts point of view seems to be out of their realm.....Gillyweed and Eeekster at wikipedia know it all and should be honored with a BIG F- You From Paulie 225
You should all write them and tell them how lame they are:-)! Be Blessed Paulie225


A 2qt (about 1.89 liters) open-topped enema bag, or "fountain syringe", equipped with a rectal nozzle, is to be filled with water or a solution, then suspended near and slightly above the patient using the hook. Then, the nozzle (shown equipped) is inserted into the anus and the clamp is released. This bag may also be used for vaginal douches by switching the nozzle.Many people choose to use the douche nozzle for enemas by slicing the tip of it off. It works quite well as it is larger and more easily retained, it also produces a higher flow and more stimulation


A rectal bulb syringe may be used to administer smaller enemas.


Enema Device for bowel irrigation
An enema (plural enemata or enemas) is the procedure of introducing liquids into the rectum and colon via the anus. Enemas can be carried out for medical reasons (as a treatment for constipation) as a remedy for encopresis, as part of alternative health therapies, as punishment, and also for erotic purposes, particularly to prepare for anal sex, and as part of BDSM activit...

Once in a while I want to thank all the people in the US who have taken the time and trouble to send me their email chain letters all year round.
Actually I want to thank them for making me feel safe, secure, blessed, and wealthy. Because of their concern I no longer drink Coca Cola because it can remove toilet stains. I no longer drink Pepsi or Dr Pepper since the people who make these products are atheists who refuse to put "Under God" on their cans. In fact, I no longer drink anything out of a can because I will get sick from the rat feces and urine. I no longer use Saran wrap in the microwave because it causes cancer. I no longer check the coin return on pay phones because I could be surprised by Anthrax powder. Nor do I attend movies any longer for fear of sitting on a needle infected with AIDS. I no longer use cancer-causing deodorants even though I smell like a water buffalo on a hot day. I no longer go to shopping malls because someone will drug me with a perfume sample and rob me. I no longer receive packages from UPS or Fed Ex since the delivery people are actually Al Qaeda in disguise. I no longer shop at Target since they are French and don't support our American troops or the Salvation Army. I no longer answer the phone because someone will ask me to dial a number for which I will get a phone bill with calls to Jamaica, Uganda, Singapore, and Uzbekistan. I no longer eat prepackaged foods because the estrogens they contain will turn me gay. I no longer eat KFC...