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14. Blender
A mother who doesn't STFU, and is always constantly bitching about something or annoying you in someway or somehow. A mother who is constantly nagging about something or complains over and over non-stop about random BS.
Blender is going off again. MY blender is blendering. I am so sick of blender. Why does my blender always flip out and complain. I hate my blender.
1. Blender
A blender is a black man that is also bender!
This black man on the dancefloor is checking me out and I am a hetrosexual man! This man is a blender!
2. blender
A term used to describe an artist who combines several different genres, not just a couple. Usually, but not limited to, describing musicians.
Beck & Black Eyed Peas are blender musicians.
3. Blender
An analogical term used to reference a symbolic "blender" that contains multiple "fruits". The "blender" symbolizes a theoretical pool of love while the fruits represent a person's multiple (or singular) love interests. The blender is a mixture of the different love-interests, whether they be real love or simply a vague attraction/crush, that a person might have. Often used when describing a complicated or frustrated love-life.
1. Who's in your blender?

2. I have several different fruits in my blender.

3. Elaine, Patricia, Jean, and Sarah were all in Dan's blender.

4. Girl: I have a pineapple, a mango, and a banana in my blender.
Friend: Oh really? Who's who?
Girl: The pineapple is Joe, the mango is Nolan, and the banana is Marcos.
4. Blender
When your buddy is giving you the good lovin and he hammers on your rim so hard and fast that it turns your poo to liquid.
Yeah man, Derek just gave me a blender and now I have massive diarrhea. Of, course, thats why I always have massive diarrhea. I hope Tracy doesn't notice the stain in my pants. She always gets pissed when Derek hits me with the BLENDER!
See also, jewdapp and hodapp.
5. blender
Used in the game Gunz (www.gunzonline.com) to describe a sword fight where one guy is stuck in the middle and everyone slashes him up to pieces, like a blender
*guy1 gets slashed to pieces*
guy2:lol blender
guy1:I'm a person not a meat loaf :(...
by AGunZFan Jun 26, 2005 add a video
6. blender
a party with lots-o-booze
"hey, you goin to the blender on new years?"
7. blender
bathroom/toilet
Dude, i gotta use the blender
by Morag Jun 8, 2003 add a video
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