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abbreviation of bell-end conjured up by rawsy as a replacement for the out-dated and over-used rockend
rawsy: "Dave, you're just a blend"
by Doddy August 07, 2005
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A posh word for bellend, safe for use at work or other related places.

An abbreviation off bellend; b'lend
What did you do that for Bizbo !? You're such a blend
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Blend - the common merging of the words BELL and END to reply with quick response during an insult war. Also used to simply 'pull someones pants down' in front of a group of peers or fine young females.
Craig - you are a right Blend lad
Mark - Cheers mate, much appreciated
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An insult, as in,
"Rave on, you fucking blend!"

by Captain Blend January 16, 2003
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B'lend is a shortened word for 'Bellend'
Dam Patty is such a 'B'lend'!
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To describe just anything good

Something sound that has just happened or that's just top
"Mate that is blend"

"Fucking blend"

"What's the blend"
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A combination of the words Bell and End as in 'what a total bellend'. Reference the bell-shaped end of a penis.

Used when the target is such a bellend, you can't even be bothered to use all the letters to proclaim it.
'I can't believe he waited until the day before the holidays to assign that essay! What a complete Blend.'
by shane_r February 13, 2009
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