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Bleach is a cleaning detergent.

Bleach is also an anime/manga series that steals from Naruto, but it is still relatively good.

The plot is some orange-haired kid named Ichigo who discovers a flat-chested girl named Rukia, and gets some crazy powers, called Shinigami powers.

Rukia gets kidnapped by her crazy older brother but not older brother, Byakuka, and gets locked in a tower and does virtually nothing for like, a hundred chapters.

Ichigo, and a bunch of other people, go to save Rukia. Turns out some talking cat is actually a woman who wears a safety-glow orange top!

Then, apparently, there's this plot about going to a hollow world or something like that after they save Rukia, but I didn't read far enough, since I found the series utterly boring and the best part was No Name or whatever the hell that big-nosed hollow was called.

It contains a wonderful cast of characters, including the Hunny and Mori (OHHC) of the Soul Society, a hollow that enjoys raping people, a girl with an amazingly large chest, and emo kid who sews and is so not gay and a man who resembles an oreo cookie except ugly as hell, no where near reaching Zetsu's (Naruto) level of attractiveness or coolness. In passing, this oreo man acts like even more of a pedophile than the Mori of the Soul Society.

Watch Bleach if you want a cast of characters that pretty good, a plot that drags out incredibly long and if you want to see ridiculously fake injuries.

Read if you want the raping hollow (who is horribly tuned down in the anime) and yet again, good cast of characters and overly long plot.
Person1: People only like Bleach because of the big boobs and hot Shinigami.

Person2: NOOOOOOO! TEH PLOT IS SO AWESOOOOOOOME.

Person1: Suuuuuuuuuuure.
by >:{D January 09, 2008
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Anything that pertains to or looks/sounds like it would fit perfectly with the anime/manga BLEACH, by Tite Kubo.

Many of these comparisons are identical to situations in the show; such as the outfits, attitudes and scenarios.

It can also be used when there is a problem or a conflict or even a simple statement that seems to fit the show.

These comparisons and uses will usually only be used by fans or people who have actually seen the show.
1. That shirt's so BLEACH.

2. Dude, she dumped you after you got drunk at the party?... that's so bleach.

(In the event that it's a conflict)

3. So he whacked you with a sword?!...that's BLEACH'd up!

4. Your boobs are huge! They're so BLEACH!
by HikaruDark June 03, 2007
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Noun) A delicious and tasty beverage! After you drink it, you get to go to a shiny place with nice people! ...which is probably the opposite of where I'm going for writing this.
Steve: What happened?
God: You saw an article on UrbanDictionary.com didn't you?
Steve: How'd you know?
God: (Points to a large group of like-minded idiots named Steve)

This is where you laugh. And upvote. And where you DON'T DRINK THE BLEACH YOU FUCKING MORON!!!!!

See you and You Fucking Idiot!
by Mr. Pancy Fants September 16, 2016
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to smoke marijuana using any type of mechanism.
Dude, you wanna bleach it up tonight?
by Matt13579 January 12, 2008
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When the white man takes over and often causes the downfall of a person, place, or thing.

Comes from the fact that bleach makes clothes white.

To Bleach, Bleached, Bleaching

"Hey remember when rap used to actually mean something before it got bleached?"

"You call this crap HOT PEPPER SAUCE? Yeah, maybe for some cracker in Georgia! This hot sauce has been seriously bleached!"

"That's not how you play basketball! Who let those white boys in? They're bleaching the team!"
by teh 1337W422102 November 01, 2005
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I went to the laundry room and got the bleach
by Ellie_VanDyke March 23, 2017
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Something you drink because you're an asshole
Person 1: Drink bleach you cancerous fuck
Person 2: glug... glug... glug...
via giphy
by 4ngl March 01, 2017
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