Apart from the fact they are all pretty boys in make up who love the c.ock there are several real reasons why they suck so much:

All of their best selling songs are stolen; everyone knows that Crossroads was originally a Bone Thugs n Harmony tune dedicated to Easy E (real rappers) but Revolution was originally a T-Rex tune, The melody on Stop is stolen from an old Commodore's track and Here 4 Open rips BOTH the piano melody and the RnB lyrics from other songs.

They only made one tune by themselves (Standard Flow when they were 15) Then they were snapped up fast by a record company looking for a 'baby So Solid Crew'. Standard Flow got some play on Radio 1 and made it into the 'Garage' Charts, most people from the underground garage scene hated it, a lot.

Most of the tracks on the album WERE written for them. The songs they wrote entirely by themselves were All about the Music, Standard Flow, Reminisce and Riders.

Lyric from Reminisce: 'Made love? I never done anything of the sort, its such a shame how we cant, we're underage' - Ha ha ha ha ha hah f**king virgins

They never struggled as artists - demo for Standard Flow was made in ten minutes after school as a kinda joke. They are an insult to all hard working real musicians trying to make it out there.

They pretend to be rappers? They get dressed up and sing pop tunes - They came from Highams Park in Chingford, North London - beautiful cottages and countryside, these boys were very well off to start with and have never even seen the street.

Between them they achieved 66 GCSEs, an average of about 7 each. I know IT technicians who got less GCSEs than that. Tom got 4 As and 4 Bs. These kids are geeks.

Their pop music is a lame attempt to cash in on the urban music fad that has engulfed the toe rags and teenie boppers everywhere. I mean for f**k sake have you seen the choreographed dance routines? These littles boys will never be Hip Hop.
I don't have a problem with any little girls who like Blazin Squad as a pop boy band (whatever floats your boat yunno) but that is all they are; a fake phoney record company lackey pop boy band.
by Inept February 23, 2004
Top Definition
A bunch of talentless wannabe hardmen who's so called 'music' makes many people want to either vomit violently or die on the spot.
Listen to blazin squad?! I'd rather lube up and enter Mr T!
by The_Guru April 23, 2006
Blazin’ Squad. A bunch of talentless, brainless, pop music making, fake rapping…arse-heads.
See you at the Crossroads, crossroads, crossroads. X50.
by Laura June 03, 2004
those 10 british lads who think theyre well hard..
theyre them townies, pretending to be black but only one of them is. they're the dick heads who try to get number one spot by singing 'crossroads' and trying to rap and sing when they can't.
you'll find wannabe blazin squaders in the inner streets of your local town. they'll be wearin track suits n nike caps, tryin to rap though they're crap, they'll be suckin on lollies cos they think they're fags, sippin coke cans cause they're too young to buy booze, and speaking broken/street english.
oi u motherfuckaz we're blazin squad.. ehh the band ya dicks.
its dead wickid innit? we dont use propa names yo?! we named us spider, kenzie ehh we bling, check it... propa silva jewellery from claires accessories! ehh we the bomb!
we the best. we cant speak propa english. but woteva.. we kewl innit?
by mls July 08, 2004
bunch of phallaic whiteboys expouting
6 year old rhymes over playground beats exploiting pre-penetration Immature silly little girls on paperrounds.
Excrutiatingly embarrassing numbnuts Insulting real street music, hollow psuedo bad byoy hip pop bragging about how dangerous they are,this shit makes Ja rule sound like Busta Rymes. With all the talent of a spunked on tissue-utterly without redemption. Any hysterical bint disagreeing-It Is a democracy granted, but before humiliating yourself further please hear Nas, Roots, Jurassic 5, gangstarr etc etc avoid this colon coil.
"one question blazin squad?
Is there a God?
answer me you f'kin nimrod,
hate these boyband bellends,
what Im planning takes months to mend,
how many? 10?, no problem not with my samuri friend"
by El Cholo February 02, 2004
The epitome of Chav.
by Claire April 02, 2005
English Fools which try to rap to pop music.
The band Blazin Squadn (English)
by Frequen-c January 27, 2004
A bunch of 16 year olds who think der 'playa's' because a bunch of 8 year olds think they're fit. All of them try to rap and be gangsta's as they're tryin to cover up the fact they're extremely talentless and very homo.
Will soon be appearing in a Mc'donalds near you.
Oh kenzie i love you!
Free Daily Email

Type your email address below to get our free Urban Word of the Day every morning!

Emails are sent from daily@urbandictionary.com. We'll never spam you.