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1.
The act of screwing up majorly, or to fail at a simple task.
Wow I really blazek'd my deployment.
by urbantragedy August 24, 2010
 
2.
adjective: significantly overweight, i.e. at least 17 pounds above the recommended weight for someone of your height and build.
Man, all I did over Christmas break was eat leftovers, candy, cake, and ice cream. I'm getting so blazek.
by PaScale. January 07, 2006