adjective: significantly overweight, i.e. at least 17 pounds above the recommended weight for someone of your height and build.
Man, all I did over Christmas break was eat leftovers, candy, cake, and ice cream. I'm getting so blazek.
by PaScale. January 07, 2006
The act of screwing up majorly, or to fail at a simple task.
Wow I really blazek'd my deployment.
by urbantragedy August 24, 2010