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Masturbating while taking a duce. The masturbatory equivalent of a blumpkin. It is unknown if the word originated as a portmanteau, or if it simply came about as an accurate description. Me: Oh god what did Jim eat?
John: I have no idea, but he sure is making a lot of noise... Jim: Oh sorry guys, I'm just doing some blasturbation in here, I'll give a courtesy flush. You should try it yourself, it's pretty great! |
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Creative and unrelenting blastbeats in metal music, usually found in grindcore or brutal death metal. Did you hear the drummer from that grind band? Total blasturbation.
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Noun: An effect occurring after such extensive periods of masturbation. The effect will either be that of: lack of semen or "cum"; or no semen at all. "Haha Dan can't cum."
"Dude, I just have blasturbation real bad!" "Dan, no. You just can't cum." |
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