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blastroids 

A game similar to Atari's classic Astroids arcade game where the player uses his urine stream to break up pieces of feces in a toilet bowl into smaller and smaller pieces. Another variant is played in the shower.
Billy! What are all these brown streaks on the toilet bowl? Sorry mom, we were playing blastroids.
blastroids by shitz96815 August 6, 2020
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blastoids 

Blastoids: to get extreamly drunk or high, inebriated. To the point you can not talk or walk
Jimmy: Hey, Im bored lets do something.
Tommy: I got a idea lets get blastoids beyond recognition.
blastoids by Chazly December 16, 2008
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Blasteroid

Noun
Refers to a gun (preferably a pistol of some kind) of unusual size; A blaster on steroids; A Big Fucking Pistol; pistols of caliber/millimeters larger than .50/12.7mm.
Man, that’s a serious blasteroid… That poor dude’s torso is gone!
Blasteroid by The Real Real John Doe September 22, 2022

Blasterous 

"Shining bright and violently in your face"

" a face blast that's shining brightly
Vinny the moon looks blasterous tonight man"

How bout dem knicks? 

A phrase referring twoard the New York Knicks.
Its usually said to break an unplesent moment of silence.
Guy 1: I think I may be gay.
Guy 2: ...
Guy 1: ...
Guy 2: How bout dem knicks?
How bout dem knicks? by Flame060 March 28, 2005
Word of the Day on June 8, 2026

Power Couple 

A relationship between two people who are equally as cool as each other. They are as individually awesome and fun to be around as they are when they are together.

Neither one depends on the other for their feelings of self worth- they know in their heart that they are just as valuable to the world as the other. Good looking, optimistic, and sparks a light in the world that people recognize that goes beyond a normal relationship.

In a power couple, if one person is flawed, the other person makes up for their weaknesses in strength. Together they are the epitome of what anyone would desire in a relationship. They encourage goodness in the world and make it a better place by being together.
I'm a fan of those two, they are such a power couple, the epitome of what anyone would want in a relationship.

I am envious of them because they are a power couple.
Power Couple by Pina28 May 23, 2012
Word of the Day on June 7, 2026
Spidey sense for evading poop on the street, canine or otherwise.
When walking in NYC or LA, you need shitdar.
Shitdar by Sickomonster June 3, 2026
Word of the Day on June 6, 2026