To masturbate in the shower when the water is on cold, then turn the shower knob to hot right as you're coming.
Every time I blasterbate, it feels almost as good as sex.
by albertadwarfspruce May 24, 2011
The act of shooting a "Kamehameha Wave" (an energy wave) out of your penis.
I blasterbate at Piccolo to try to kill him.
by Kouzetsu March 29, 2011