1. A comical, grotesque noise blurted out by someone performing fellatio who has justed gagged on a penis; caused by accidentally swallowing too much of a penis shaft in an attempt to deepthroat.
2. The comical noise released when someone performing fellatio gags on a penis.
Jane: I tried to deepthroat Jimmy last night while i was blowing him but swallowed too much penis and gagged.
Sqhaniqua: Girl, thats a BLAP!!!!
Jimmy: Yo son, Jane blapped on my mans last night. I was kind of embarrassed for her.
Tom: Some girls just cant handle the deepthroat dawg!
refers to the sound that a males penis makes when he hits it against a females face
She was talkin dirty so I blapped her
The act of slapping someone across the face with your penis. They then become your property
Drive by Blapping. Too slap someone in the face with your meatsword from a vehicle. It is extremely embarssing for the blapper and blappie.
Tim got blapped by charley, Tim is now Charley's bitch.
To slap your cock against a woman's face.
Chan: I blap'd her!*BLAP*
to hit or slap someone round the face.
"i'm gonna blaps you up good"
to smack someone in the face !!
blaps u on da head blad
refers to the sound that a males penis makes when he hits it against a females face.
oh you mean Justin Blaptist?
A term commonly employed by chavs
or a similar sub-species to describe the hitting or slapping of an individual in the face.
Due to the nature of chavs worldwide, the grammar of the sentence will be embaressingly incoherent and include a vast combination of other nonsensities. As a cause of the limited intelligence of said scum it is widely believed NOT to be an amalgumation of the two standard english words "bang" and "slaps".
This word is most usually used by the ringleader of a "crew
" when threatening an unsuspecting, inoffesive member of the general public.
"i is gunna blaps u up good ((mun cos u is dissin ma homies/mum)- innit, bruv, safe, blud, bling, spec, baccus)"