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An unnaturaly open space between the Blah and anus. If you don't shut up, I'm going to tear you a blanus!
Suzie and I were going at it so long, and so hard that I tore her a blanus! |
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1. Blanus is a blend of the phrase, "bleaching my dirty anus". Blanus is really for the neurotic on the go. They're a mover and shaker, a jetsetter, and can't be bothered with a blemished anus. Persistent sufferers of swamp ass will sometimes resort to a blanus to keep some of the fecal matter our of their sweaty run off. When wiping your ass just doesn't do the trick, and you find yourself looking in a mirror through your legs at your spread cheeks and your exposed asshole, giving yourself the stink eye back, you're well on your way to a blanus. What're you doing tonight?" "I'm going home for a blanus" "Do you mean you're gonna scrub bleach on your anus?" "I don't have time for you.
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the result of too much homosexual but f*cking. It derives from "beeding anus". Steve: "owwww stop Mick you'll give me a blanus!!!"
Mick: "That was the general idea..." |
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After consuming too much liquid, your bladder somehow expands to connect to your anus - making it a blanus. Its very birdlike. 16 glasses of water a day has turned my bladder into a blanus.
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