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A Blanka Ball is a sexual technique performed in a crouched position. When your partner least suspects it, you shove your balls in their mouth. This can be two-in-oned with a low jab to the thigh to get their attention first.
Zack crouched outside the bathroom waiting for Kelly to finish showering. As soon as she opened the door, he caught her with a Blanka Ball rendering her dizzy.
by Scissors Kick June 03, 2010

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