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Cool, calm, and charming to boot! This guy is sensitive and shy but very smart. He is very romantic and is a one girl kind of guy.
I wish all guys were as sweet as Blane!
by someone who knows Blane February 12, 2010
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Golden Shower Plush

He's warmer than you think.

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An amazing boyfriend who is always there for you no matter what. hes sweet kind, and always puts you before himself. He also has a very big dick, and is wounderful at sex.
Damn i love that blane
by meowp November 20, 2012
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Cleveland Steamer Plush

The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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Similar to the gaming term 'Owned', but most commonly relative to the head area, such as a headshot.
John, 'Oh my God!'
Sam, 'What?'

John, 'I just blaned that Noob.'
by Franky33 November 17, 2010
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Donkey Punch Plush

10" high plush doll.

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When a rich kid is attracted to unattractive chicks with no ass and no tits. Taking diffrent ugly chicks down to his basement nightly and screwing them on the already-broken couch that his older brother broke a night prior from screwing a fat chick.
dammit dude! Keep it quiet downstairs. All of Glennmora will hear you if you don't stop givin that chick a B-Lane!
by bbq4rreal July 10, 2008
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Donkey Punch Plush

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Wow, he just crashed into the back of a Porsche. He blanes.
by purplerustmachine January 18, 2008
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Dirty Sanchez Plush

It does not matter how you do it. It's a Fecal Mustache.

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Ay, mate! That blane can't tell Christmas from Bourke street!
by sirEltonJohn January 21, 2005
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The Urban Dictionary T-Shirt

Soft and offensive. Just like you.

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A guy who seems sweet but just turns out to be stupid and a total jerk. He is unworthy of everything and doesn't deserve anything better than to be alone for the rest of his life. He is a home wrecker, heart breaker and just a ruins everything in general. Someone no one can stand to date or be around because he is such a jerk
Sarah:"God, that guy is such an asshole!!"
Brittney: "I'm guessing his name must be Blane. All Blane's are assholes"
by Charmer March 10, 2013
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Dirty Sanchez Plush

It does not matter how you do it. It's a Fecal Mustache.

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