Failure. Epic Failure.
Wow, he just crashed into the back of a Porsche. He blanes.
by purplerustmachine January 18, 2008

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Cool, calm, and charming to boot! This guy is sensitive and shy but very smart. He is very romantic and is a one girl kind of guy.
I wish all guys were as sweet as Blane!
by someone who knows Blane February 12, 2010

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An amazing boyfriend who is always there for you no matter what. hes sweet kind, and always puts you before himself. He also has a very big dick, and is wounderful at sex.
Damn i love that blane
by meowp November 20, 2012

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Similar to the gaming term 'Owned', but most commonly relative to the head area, such as a headshot.
John, 'Oh my God!'
Sam, 'What?'

John, 'I just blaned that Noob.'
by Franky33 November 17, 2010

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When a rich kid is attracted to unattractive chicks with no ass and no tits. Taking diffrent ugly chicks down to his basement nightly and screwing them on the already-broken couch that his older brother broke a night prior from screwing a fat chick.
dammit dude! Keep it quiet downstairs. All of Glennmora will hear you if you don't stop givin that chick a B-Lane!
by bbq4rreal July 10, 2008

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A nerd who plays Minecraft!
Blane, if you get yo bowl shaped head ass on!
by JJmob October 12, 2016

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A misspelling of the name Blaine.
The Taco Bell employer saw Blane's name on his application, and immediately discarded it for illiteracy.
by DictionaryGoose January 29, 2017

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A faggot that is usually fat
Your a blane
by Ray0402 April 17, 2017

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