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2.
a swamp donkey with an ugly girlfriend called kirsty and a hot sister
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by TIM WATSON September 25, 2003
 
1.
A dual-action blow job, hand job combination. Also known as 'a good blowjob'.
We were dancing in my living room and she went down on me right there. It was the best blandy I've ever gotten.
by The Leisure Diver August 23, 2011
 
3.
a swamp donkey who is a dead shit
blandy is a swamp donkey
by TIM WATSON September 25, 2003