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Definitely a bottom, never a top. The S&M worlds whipping boy. More welts on his behind than a habitually naughty Etonian school boy. An ex-cozzer.
Six of the best please, sir. Ouch, thank you may I have another.
by Peldon April 05, 2004
 
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cunt.
Man: Watch out, you just stepped on my vagina!
Man 2: Fuck off, you're such a blandford!!
by ChrisBlandford April 06, 2011