(The definition of Blanch submitted by Broadbent, is completely incorrect, the author obviously has not paid close enough attention, or has not included his/herself enough in contemporary teenage male culture to know the true meaning of the word.)
James G: Hey how about those Irish referees? Better get them some more balding cream!
All bystanders: ... Gowing!
James G: … I mean, seriously, their heads are so shiny that the reflected light could power a solar powered car.
All bystanders: ...
Bystander 1: Blanch!
Bystander 2: (Laughing.) A massive Blanch at that!
Two accepted definitions:
1. Another way to call a person a bitch
2. A way to reference a stupid girl
2. Hear that stupid Blanch. She didn't even try to cover up that super queef.
Noun. Broken in a terrible way.
2. Listen, when you take Sabrina out for dinner - don't blanch it with her.
3. You blanched my computer.
4. Don't blanch my stuff dude, its expensive.
5. I just got into a head on collision. My car is completely blanched now.