A Blanch is when someone makes a gowing
, realizes their blunder, and tries in vain to redeem them selves by making their gowing
funny, but only compounds the error. After the failure is realized by bystanders, one or possibly several of them call "Blanch!"
(The definition of Blanch submitted by Broadbent, is completely incorrect, the author obviously has not paid close enough attention, or has not included his/herself enough in contemporary teenage male culture to know the true meaning of the word.)
James G: Hey how about those Irish referees? Better get them some more balding cream!
All bystanders: ... Gowing
James G: … I mean, seriously, their heads are so shiny that the reflected light could power a solar powered car.
All bystanders: ...
Bystander 1: Blanch!
Bystander 2: (Laughing.) A massive Blanch at that!
to rectally insert drugs as to increase the potency of the chemical or as an alternative to other methods. Yes, people really do this.
Man, blanching those pills got me so much higher than when I swallowed them the other day.
To jizz uncontrollably
"Dakota's dad wouldn't stop blanching all over the couch."
1) To physically or emotionally hurt someone.
2) To perform exceedingly well in a task.
1) Did you see that fight yesterday? That guy got blanched!
2) I'm gonna blanch my driving test.
Verb. To completely and totally screw something up in a predictible but epic way.
Noun. Broken in a terrible way.
1. So I was trying to untangle these wires when they caught fire, burning the entire building down. I totally blanched the whole thing up.
2. Listen, when you take Sabrina out for dinner - don't blanch it with her.
3. You blanched my computer.
4. Don't blanch my stuff dude, its expensive.
5. I just got into a head on collision. My car is completely blanched now.
In reference to Blanch Deveroe from Golden Girls.
Two accepted definitions:
1. Another way to call a person a bitch
2. A way to reference a stupid girl
1. Put the corn on the cob up your asshole Julio, stop being such a Blanch.
2. Hear that stupid Blanch. She didn't even try to cover up that super queef.
A combination of Blue Cheese and Ranch Dressing sure to please the palette and the stomach. Goes particularly well with cheese fries, wings, jalapeno poppers, and burgers. Can also be used to induce vomiting for extremely intoxicated individuals.
Waitress, can I get a side of Blanch with my fries?