Dude 2: yeah right. like you'll ever get a Blair.
Mother:"Should we name her whisper?"
Dad:"I think we should name her Blair!"
*15 years later*
Mom:"naming her Blair was an awful idea!"
Dad:"What? I can't hear you."
*In the middle of a dance circle at a frat party*
Frat boy 1:"Dude what is Blair doing?"
Frat boy 2:"I think he's pushing a shopping cart?... Wait now he is changing a light bulb?"
Frat boy 1:"Are we playing charades... I thought we were dancing?"
Frat boy 2:"I think that is his dancing!"