The act of concealing utter inability through the relentless spouting of pathetic imaginary excuses.
'Dude! You didn't pay the rent again!'
'I know man, I had to spend all the money on getting my x-box shipped to Azerbaijan.'
'Why?'
'Because Emma came over and like completely got it on with me and Steve-o. And then we deciced to setup a Gamer's co-operative for disadvantaged children out in Azerbaijan.'
'Quit your blagoflage, fool. Just pay the god-damn rent.'
by saltrem_rogers September 23, 2011

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