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"A hairstyle characterized by a large clump of hair in the middle but short on the sides"
"I asked my barber to give me the old Blago"
by nycesq January 27, 2009
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Verb.
Pronounced \'blah-go\

To go on Glenn Beck in a futile effort to look like the noble character in a given scandal.
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"Hi Honey, it's Eric. I'll be home a little early today. Tomorrow I'm going to blago in Manhattan, so could you run my black suit to the cleaners? You're the greatest, baby! See you soon."
by YouAlreadyKnowWhoIAm April 14, 2010
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From Illinois Governor Rod Blagojevich, "blago" is an expletive used when one has bungled something horribly (i.e., an attempt to sell a vacant seat in the Senate to the highest bidder).
"Blago! I burned my goddamned hot dog! That shit was Fucking Golden!"
by Doc Midnight and Co. December 15, 2008
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To lie, cheat or steal even when you are bring watched. Derived from Illinois Governor Rod Blagojevich's name. Even though he knew the feds were watching him, Blagojevich is alleged to have sought bribes in exchange for appointing a replacement for President-elect Obama's vacant senate seat.
Last night when my son was doing chores he started playing video games instead. "Don't Blago me!" I chided him.
by moldymom December 11, 2008
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an action that is so incredibly stupid that if it did not actually happen, one would not believe it was possible.
I cannot believe that the Governor of Illinois went all Blago and tried to sell a Senate seat.
by Illinoisgov December 10, 2008
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slang for something obviously fucked up or excessively corrupt in an brazen manner. This term stems from the name of the most recent governor to find himself embroiled in scandal, Governor Blagojevich
I can't believe he tried to Blago me. That is straight Blago. Who should we Blago next? I'm going to Blago that bank and walk away with millions. The company Blagoed its shareholders.
by I-Roc December 13, 2008
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To be offered a trade of something of value for the enrichment of the sleaze-ball making the trade. In honor of our wonderful Governor Blagojevich.
John pulled a blago on me: he offered to give me his grandfather's priceless Stradivarius for two tickets to the ball game.
by David Edelstein December 10, 2008
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