blogatorial 

A cross between an editorial and a blog piece of content found on the web. In the past an epic battle has ensued against editors who are buzzword compliant and love the word blog and those old school Editors who are afraid of change and think blogs minimize their importance.

For some reason just adding the "torial" portion calmed down the old school editors and the bloggers were even more enthusiastic since they now has an even newer buzzword to impress their friends with.

I could not believe how an editor of Wired magazine's blogatorial commented on how cool the new blogatorial buzzword is now becoming.

blogatorial by yresnob February 17, 2010

Blagoni 

a) A word that can be used to describe the feeling of being high.

b) A combination of the words "blown" and "gone".

1) Roll that shit up I'm ready to get blagoni!

2) douglas: "How are you feeling?"

billy: "Im fucking blagoni"

Blagoni by TheTone August 28, 2010

blakatini 

Blakatini is when you wake up on your bed and you stand up and feel like the day is going to be very positive and energetic. So the first thing you should say to someone, in the morning as soon as you wake up is "Blakatini".

person 1: "good morning"
person 2: "Blakatini"
person 1: "today is gonna be a very bBlakatini day"

blakatini by swag lenilias December 12, 2021

blantonize 

To obfuscate facts to such a degree that everyone involved loses track of what the original point of conversation is about. This is generally done to coverup ignorance of rudimentary knowledge, or to distance one's self from a negative or disasterous event they would otherwise be associated with.

When pressed for details, the president blantonized with "That depends on what your definition of is is."

blantonize by Mo Trubble February 28, 2008

Blantoning 

To engage in the act of coitus, usually oral sex, with a much older individual in order to further one's career or to gain a higher respect from the authority in an organization.

God, dude, here we are, we have zero respect and she is over there blantoning her way to the top.

I still cant believe that someone has not caught her blantoning.

Blantoning by john dicklicks April 18, 2010

blastonian institute 

any location where cocaine is being done.

"Yo, you trying to get up right now?"

"Nah man I'm at the Blastonian Institute right now."

blastonian institute by StealsyourstereO November 12, 2006

Blogatonic 

Being so absorbed by reading or writing a blog that a person ignores real life conversation with friends and significant others.

The house was on fire, but she was so blogatonic that she didn't realize it until the electricity went out.

Blogatonic by sweetpea2 April 11, 2010