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1. An excuse to not have to talk to or be around black people for whatever reason.

2. You are literally allergic to black people.
Tarquel: Hey man, you friends with john?

Rick: *cough cough* Sorry sir, im Blacktousintolerant. I have to leave.
by TheUrbanDictator February 09, 2011
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