Guy 2: At first it seemed awesome but now it's just so punishing!
Guy 1: Sounds like you're having a Blackpool.
(Modern Day) My family is so poor, we have to go to blackpool this year.
Has the highest number of drug addicts in UK.
High rate of litter.
Has at least 2 Cash Converters, where you can convert stolen goods into drugs.
Blackpool tower, the rejected offspring of the Eifel tower, which has unique magnetic properties that not only attract metallic bling, but also baseball caps and tracksuits from around the country. (Unlike the Eifel tower, which attracts tourists from around the globe).
A brilliantly named "bargain booze" can be found on almost every street.
Ranks somewhere in the middle of the top ten worst towns / cities for unemployment.
Residents typically support Man Utd. However, when the local team started to squeeze its way into the premier league, many became "dual" supporters of both teams.
Common local slang includes "'Ere ye are" which typically translates to "excuse me", but can also be used alternatively when antagonizing someone. (Emphasis on the "H" not being pronounced).
Whistling is considered a talent.
Only place in the UK where you'll hear / see more fireworks on the 4th November than you will on the 5th.
Speaking in basic English, not smoking, or not acting like a general twat will render you a "posh cunt".
War memorial now gets traditionally desecrated at least once a year, as of last decade.
Hordes of generic, big-eared youths.
Presumed "posh cunt": "No, I don't smoke"
Typical Blackpool chav: "'Ere ye are, you taking the piss? 'Ere ye are, 'ere ye are, 'ere ye are".
The people who go there on holiday are either really scraping the barrel or they are Jack and Vera Duckworth.
"Yeah. The skanky sea, the poor inhabitants, the urchin children. The list of great things about Blackpool is endless!"