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A light that causes so many sexual urges, a man will grab the nearest chick and bone the living shit out of her. *Hot guy* "Hey, sorry we w'ere late, we w'ere fucking hardcore under the blacklight."
*Random chick* "Dude, it just caused urges i could not ignore." Another example: *Lil' kid* "Mom how are babies ma...*" *Mom interrupts* "BLACKLIGHT!!!! BITCH!!!" |
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| 1. | blacklight | ||
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(noun) Common term used for a UV (UltraViolet) light/light bulb. Used in CSI often to find a semen samples. possible semen sample plus a blacklight situation:
Officer Michaels: "I often go to sleep and dream of waking up in a world where everything's covered in semen." Officer Slater: "I mean, who doesn't ?" Officer Michaels: "It'd be nice. Like that crime scene today." Officer Slater: "Yeah." Officer Michaels: "If the man had ejaculated and then punched you in the face..." Officer Slater: "Yeah." Officer Michaels: "...we'd have a real good shot at catching him." Officer Slater: "No way." Officer Michaels: "Just punched in the face, no semen." Officer Slater: "Yeah, no semen." Officer Michaels: "Story of my life." |
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