Black Metal Fan: "Yes?"
Emo Scene Kid: "Have you heard of Blackcore?"
Black Metal Fan: "No I can't say I have..."
Emo Scene Kid: "Oh D00D! Its so BR00T4L! Its like Bring me the Horizon and Immortal mixed! Here give it a try!"
*Black Metal Fan slugs the kid in the stomach, pushes him down and kicks him*
Black Metal Fan: "Fucking poser..."
Remember kids...say no to metalcore!
Metalhead: What hell is that?
Scene Kid: The most br00tal thing next to deathcore. It's like the popular and cool version of Black Metal. Its metalcore fused with black metal.
Metalhead: *Sighs and walks away*.
Actual Metalhead: "Fuckin douche"
*beats kid til he cant breathe*
Metalcore or Black Metal fan: No I haven't.
Blackcore Kid: Oh, its totally hardcore and your dumb Gorgoroth stuff doesn't compare.
Metalcore or Black Metal fan: Ugh, whatever *sigh*