Carlito - "Thats terrible! Why's that bro? Whats wrong?"
Jon- "Well man, 555-6969 just hired a bunch of black chicks. You know I've got that intense thing for asians and how I always invision some asian-american hoe on the other line.
Carlito - "Oh yeah, for sure. So what youre saying is that even if it was a white or indian or italian or whatever, as long as they spoke native english you couldn't tell the difference so you just always assumed they had a fine asian sideways pussy."
Jon- "Exactly, exactly. But yeah whenever I get one of these new colored girls, I can't even pretend they're asian cuz the Blackccent makes my weiner say 'No dude, I know thats a black chick on the other line. I'm not into that charcol vag. It looks like an overly ripe eggplant' Its really becoming a problem."