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One who is constantly blowing you up via Blackberry Messenger to ask mundane questions about the functionality of his/her Blackberry device and its intricacies.
Section 8: "WTF is http error 413?"

IT Guy: "File to large.....change Internet browser settings.....you Blackberry Ratard!!"
by CAJONES5 June 10, 2010