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Blackass refers to the PreZ, the first nigger ever to win the presidency of the Corporate States of America.

Despite being "black", is well known to crave Jewish company.

Blackass wipes his ass with Arabs.
If you don't watch him carefully, Blackass will sell everything you own to the Jews, who will then sell it back to you with interest. So you get the pleasure of owning everything you already had, with the profit accruing to Blackass and the Heebs.

Blackass: the world's first corporate Jewish nigger.
by Jacques Asse January 19, 2010
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a problematic individual, that steals REGARDLESS OF RACE
You blackass stop stealin' cheese from my fridge
by ape January 04, 2004
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a backside that possesses qualities of a negro woman. the negro woman tends to have a big round bouncy booty that attracts many negro men with large penises. they tend to enjoy pouring baby oil on the buttoxes and slap them often before and during penetration. it is preferred by many over the negro woman's vagina because of the terrible folk tales of monsters dwelling deep in the vagina cavity.
Cassidy has a real nice Black Ass
by Coopsack February 16, 2011
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A very dark-skinned black person.
by MzRed06 April 24, 2006
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Being really lazy or hungover.
Joe stayed out all night last night and this morning he has a case of the blackass.
by rbw October 12, 2007
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Child that is not minding his mother's instructions or directions
Da'Quan, what time did I tell ya to be back in this house? Git your black ass up to your room"
by chuckg April 11, 2013
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Blackass is English translation for the term used by Russians to call any churka.

In Russian - chernozhopy.
Those Caucasian blackasses are invading my Russia.
by judenrat January 11, 2012
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