White guy: Why?
Black guy: B3cuz it be so long n th1ck LOLZ.
White guy: Well... you don't have much of a buldge considering you wear your pants below your dick...
Black guy cries and runs away
Black - biggest penis
White - next biggest
Indian - almost the smallest (whether Northern Indian caucasoid, or Southern Indian australoid).
Chinese - Smallest
Jeshmina "Oh why do Indian guys have such small penises. I wish I could get a BBC, but my small dicked husband won't let me."
Shaniqua "I'd love to go interracial, but only Black guys, and a few white guys have big enough dicks to satisfy me"
Me "Don't take my word. Just go to a few adult parties, and you'll get a good idea of the average size of guy's dicks"