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When a man anally piledrives a menstruating woman (preferably with a huge bush), shits in his hand (preferably behind his back so she doesn't see it coming), then smears the feces onto her bloody vagina and yells "SURPRISE!"
For their 35th wedding anniversary, Harold gave Eleanor something extra special; a black forest cherry surprise.
by luckypork May 04, 2011
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