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The day after thanksgiving when there's a ton of Christmas sales.

Really, this is a stupid time to have "black friday" because you're so upset at your family for making your thanksgiving hell that you get them crap for Christmas and later feel guilty and regret it and have to go out and buy them something else the week before Christmas, when the stores are crowded with other people doing the exact same thing.
"Aw, shoot, I got my aunt this ugly hair net for Christmas on Black Friday because she let her dog steal my turkey, but yesterday she sent me an early Christmas present so I feel bad. Back to the mall again... *sigh*"
by Mrdddddddddddddddddd November 25, 2005
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1. The craziest shopping day, and the highest store revenue day of the year.

2. The friday after Thanksgiving traditionally used an economic indicator of America's economy.
1. Hey, I almost got hung because I grabbed the last Xbox 360!

2. Business teacher: This friday is black friday and we will see how this economy is REALLY doing.
by Mall security November 25, 2005
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A day where people claw eachother to get low prices on things they don't need just hours after giving thanks for what they already have.
Avery: Ready for some Black Friday shopping?! Let's go get some amazing deals!
Mallory: I'm gonna sit this one out. I broke my leg last year in that mob of shoppers, remember? Plus I'm thankful for what I have. We just celebrated thanksgiving yesterday!
by Badasswithacause November 25, 2016
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A special occurrence when pay day Friday, the first day of the month(for benefits) occur on the same day.
Welfare Checks and Pay Day on the same day? I'm not going to Wal-Mart this Black Friday!
by tractordealer August 04, 2014
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AKA. many funerals day
basicly the day where moms kill other moms chidren for a barbie
Mom1: lets go shopping on Black Friday
mom2 : ok

(on black friday)
mom1: ohh a barbie
mom2: (gets stabbed to death in front of children)
mom1:i win bitch
Black Friday: many funerals
via giphy
by terdsamich December 13, 2016
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A day stores use as an excuse to have crazy sales and open extreamly early that can result in anger, frustration, physical harm, and even death to customers and employees of said stores
The police were called when a Black Friday sale cased riots between customers
by Fritos4Free December 30, 2008
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When all the black people go out to buy stuff at a cheaper price.
White man: DAMNIT its black friday. Damn these black people.
Black Man: Hunny lets go get some condoms at a cheaper price!
by Jamamamamama November 25, 2011
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